My name is Dean, but you can call me Deano. I killed it at Sacramento State University and graduated as 'Dean of Admissions' at College Dose..
I like cash, cars, weights, drinks, and girls. And if you don't you obviously didn't go to college. Dosettes, lets see what you got, can you make the Dean's list? Ooooh KILL EM.
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